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The arguments have intensified this past week. Several experts are concerned that this could lead to an new War. Defence Stocks and Shares have gone through the roof.
WE were one thing….now we are another. We started as something, then drifted, over time, into something entirely different. That process has continued. We are
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Man I just want to fiddle when I hear her ….indescribable emotion….what ..how…
The arguments have intensified this past week. Several experts are concerned that this could lead to an new War. Defence Stocks and Shares have gone through the roof.
The new ‘Pillow Biter’ pillow will be a pre-consenting pillow so you will be able to do with it whatever you wish without having to ask permission.
An Absolute Winner of a Beer says little willie, Gates And he followed that statement up with “I have a vaccine for that”. Of course
The new ‘Pillow Biter’ pillow will be a pre-consenting pillow so you will be able to do with it whatever you wish without having to ask permission.
An Absolute Winner of a Beer says little willie, Gates And he followed that statement up with “I have a vaccine for that”. Of course
Puting the legendary 2020 Covid-19 toilet paper rush in the can, the Big Turdy Wongka Toilet Paper Factory ‘Golden Sheet’ search is currently deforesting the
The President of the social media giant Facebook has reluctantly admitted to spying on Facebook’s users through their devices’ cameras. Zuckerberg finally admitted to spying,
As its reputation for outstanding fishing and fine hospitality spread, Ballyeffin Lodge could have attracted such famous anglers as Zane Grey, Ernest Hemingway, and Roger
Ballyeffin Beaver-Hunting Club is the Premier Beaver Hunting operation in the Ballyeffin Boglands. The main lodge is a little over 10 minutes East of
The Ballyeffin Dolphins™ Dolphins were first discovered in Ballyeffin in 1805, one year after the completion of the Grand Canal. No one person could account
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Many people of this World have collectively bent over and are being vigorously reamed by pocket-liners and control freaks. Ah well.
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