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Ballyeffin Scented Candles. Dead Grandad. Granny's Fart. Baby's Shite.

Unique scented candles developed by Ballyeffin Candlemakers

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Imagine yourself running a hot bath in the middle of a Ballyeffin Winter. Adding a few bubbles. Pouring yourself a glass of wine. Then lighting your Granny’s Fart scented candles before immersing yourself into the deliciously-hot water to have a relaxing few moments to yourself. Imagine no more.

Scented Candles. Romantic Bath. Unique Candles.

Ballyeffin Candlemakers proudly introduce their new range of unique scented candles. Pre-orders have been huge. The most popular candles are Dead Dog, Baby’s Shite, Granny’s Fart and Murray’s Slurry. There are plenty more though so you won’t be disappointed.

The proud owners of Ballyeffin Candlemakers are continuing to invest in developing new and exciting products. Pete’s Feet is in the pipeline along with Sara’s Crack and Last Years Turkey.

Next time you are in Ballyeffin be sure to visit Ballyeffin Candlemakers to check out their marvellous range of scented candles.

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