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Hen Party Glamping

Ballyeffin Glamping in Hen Party Shocker

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Utter Shock after Hen Party Glamping Episode

There was what can only be described as ‘Utter Shock’ and ‘Dismay’ this past weekend at the iconic Ballyeffin Glamping Hen Party Venue. Glamping site owner and manager Elwin Von Ticklebottom required emergency medical treatment after the absolutely mind-boggling episode on Sunday morning. 

Hen Party Adventures at Ballyeffin Glamping
Hen Party Adventures at Ballyeffin Glamping

Mr Von Ticklebottom, after waving off the lovely hens, then did discover the most horifically shocking thing. Well it wasn’t what he did discover but more of what he did not. The non-discovery by Mr Von Ticklebottom has confounded everyone in the Hen Party Universe. 

Mr Von Ticklebottom explains in his own descriptive words. “I can’t fookin believe it. Can’t fookin believe it. Believe it I fookin can’t. Tis fookin unbelieveable, so it is. You wouldn’t fookin believe it if you didn’t see it with your own eyes. Not one. Not one. Not even fookin one. Fookin unbelieveable so it is. Not a one. There’s usually at least half a dozen. I can’t for the life of me fathom it at all at all. Not one pile of sick, nor a chunder, to be seen at all. What is the world coming to. I don’t know what to think. Don’t know at all…..” And so he continued…..on and on, and on….

Hen Party Glamping at Ballyeffin Glamping
Hen Party Puke

Mr Elwin Von Ticklebottom is an experienced handler of Hens. You may discover him at Ballyeffin Glamping, or at the Ballyeffin Inn.

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Independent Fact Check

Independent Fact Check

I, Jane Roweled-Doh, acting as an Impartial and Independent Fact Checker, and on the payroll of the Ballyboondock Guardian - A sworn mortal enemy of The Ballyeffin Beacon, label this tripe as Mostly Fake News, and 100% Fake News.

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you look Sensitive! Snowflake????

Offended Easily?