The Headquarters of the Donald Trump Appreciation Society (Ballyeffin Branch) was, once again, razed to the ground this past weekend. It is the 7th time this has happened this year, and we are only at week 9. Apparently, for the two weekends it was not burned to the ground, there was a free food and beer offering in neighboring Ballyboondock. A funeral, supposedly.
As per usual, the industrious members on the the Donald Trump Appreciation Society (Ballyeffin Branch) are planning to rebuild the razed headquarters this coming weekend. They have put a call out for volunteers to assist in the reconstruction.
The usual suspects are suspected of causing the blaze. They consist of a group of regular protestors who have protested continuously outside the Donald Trump Appreciation Society Headquarters (Ballyeffin Branch) apart from the two times when there was the Free stuff in Ballyboondock, when the Ballyeffin Inn is open, and when they have to collect their unemployment payment. The protesters manage to set the newly-built headquarters alight while the members of the Donald Trump Appreciation Society (Ballyeffin Branch) are at work.
It is an appalling situation, one erect member of the Donald Trump Appreciation Society (Ballyeffin Branch) said on BNN (Ballyeffin News Network) last night. Asked if there was a solution for this ongoing issue the member claimed that joining the unemployed would be the only way forward. Only then they would have enough free time to guard the headquarters. BNN (Ballyeffin News Network) reporters claimed that the fire was mostly peaceful, as were the protesters.
Footnote: The protesters have been awarded a Culturally Unified Nations Testimonial by the Ballyboondock Integrity Group Supplying Healthy Integration Thoughts – B.I.G.S.H.I.T.