The Centre for Global Lunaticism has undergone a major transformation since 2019. It is well organised. It’s well funded. It has a mandate, so says Bazza, the Lunatic-in-Chief in charge of the propagan……the press releases. Bazza, or LunaBazz, as he likes to be called, hands out the prop….the press release packs to all the approved news agencies once per day. Included in the packs are instructions, a list of bullet points, the latest do’s and don’ts, and the latest brib…..the latest rewar….the latest payment for services rendered.
LunaBazz sorts out all the punishm….the admonishments to anyone breaking from the Party Line. Stepping out of line can be fatal, but only fatal for your business, apparently. Business. It’s such a dirty word these days. Business. OMG. Business involves hard work, creativity, dedication, drive, ingenuity, risk-taking, perserverance. All terrible. But the worst I have excluded. Excluded like many of society have been lately. Too evil to print, so it is. It turns the stomach of all members of The Centre for Global Lunaticism. But only when it is not them making it.
I relent. Though I fear retribution from LunaBazz, or some-such-f*##@r, I will mention it. But please, please, please, please, only look if you really have to. Do not hover or you may be exposed to the filthy, dirty, evil thing (but only if it is made by regular Joe, or regular Mary). Go in peace.