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Mary – 25 – Likes Dolphins and Other Stuff

Mary's a Skipper - Mary is on Ballyeffin Binder - The Lonely Hearts Service in Ballyeffin. Meet Mary today. Like I said. Skipper.

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Mary, 23

Looking for Love

13 miles away

Hi. I’m Mary. I’m the Skipper for Ballyeffin Dolphin Tours™ and I love Dolphins and other stuff. I am on commission so need to attract as many punters to the Ballyeffin Dolphin Tours™ or else I won’t make any money. I really want to meet someone. Really. I’d love to fall in love with someone. Please come on a Dolphin Tour. And bring all your friends. Just mention my name when you purchase your tickets and you will get two tickets for the price of three. Contact Me.

Ballyeffin Dolphin Tours™

Ballyeffin’s Ultimate Marine Experience.

Mary’s Two for the Price of Three Deal.

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