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Ballyeffin Dolphin Tours Breaks Covid-19 Rules to Keep the Bills Paid

Despite the possible rising Covid-19 cases, and non-existent flu cases, and stringent orders in some counties, not everyone is going to continue to comply. “We are f#@ken Sick to the Bollix with all this shite”

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'Enough is enough': Ballyeffin Dolphin Tours is defying the lockdown

Despite the possible rising Covid-19 cases, and non-existent flu cases, and stringent orders in some counties, not everyone is going to continue to comply. “We are f#@ken Sick to the Bollix with all this shite”, said Sean O’Tumultaigh-Murphy, the CEO of Ballyeffin Dolphin Tours, “and we ain’t putting up with it any more for F#@ck-Sake we need to eat and pay the F#@ken-bills and F#@king-insurance and…..” and on he continued as calmly as a politician on a Paddy’s Day jaunt.

When we returned to the room Mr O’Tumaltaigh-Murphy was just finishing off his articulate and well thought-out rant and he was in need of a breather. We were hesitant in asking any questions as we didn’t want an aneurysm, or worse, on our conscience. So the takeaway from all of this, apart from the KFC we picked up from the Ballyeffin branch, was that Ballyeffin Dolphin Tours™  is definitely opening.  

Ballyeffin Dolphin Tours™

Ballyeffin’s Ultimate Marine Experience

Wildlife Tours in Ballyeffin

How we find Dolphins

Ballyeffin Dolphins “Click” to communicate and navigate in the darkness of the Grand Canal, and Lake Massive. We listen to these clicks using an underwater directional hydrophone. Our experienced crew of ex Secret Service members can determine where a Ballyeffin Dolphin (or Dolphins) may be lurking. Don’t be frightened. The rumours are just that. Those Secret Service members only accidentally spied on The President.

The Crew for Your Experience

Ballyeffin Dolphin Tours vessels are crewed by a friendly team of Skippers and Guides very experienced in interacting with the local Ballyeffin Dolphins. They have expert knowledge of The Grand Canal, Massive Lake, and the weather and tides. Your Safety is our Number 1 Priority, after Making a Profit. 

We look forward to your immediate payment.

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I, Jane Roweled-Doh, acting as an Impartial and Independent Fact Checker, and on the payroll of the Ballyboondock Guardian - A sworn mortal enemy of The Ballyeffin Beacon, label this tripe as Mostly Fake News, and 100% Fake News.

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